GUIDED MISSILE RECORDINGS P.O.Box 11413
************************* London N19 4AH
2005 : P.O.Box 46715
London SW17 0YQ
www.guidedmissile.co.uk
Sub.labels : The Plastic Cowboy
The Flighted Miskick
Owner : Paul Kearney
Start : 1994
Distr. : SRD (1995)
SHK / Disc (1996)
Prime (1999)
Style : indie / alternative / experimental / punk / downtempo / synth pop /
GUIDE 00 V / A : GUIDED MISSILE RECORDINGS-A GUIDED TOUR 7" .1996
(Note : 7" promo , incl. Badgewearer,Country Teasers,
Donkey,Lugworm,Lung Leg,Mick Derrick,Shrug,The Yummy Fur)
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GUIDE 001 DONKEY BUSTIN' NUTS FOR BIG SCORIN' 7" 01.1995
Smoke"n'Blow Love Parlours / Hellvis On Dearth / Sunbeams
And Moonshine / Theme From Bumpy's Big Sniff
(Note : Wormer Bros.Rec. WORM 006)
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GUIDE 002 BADGEWAERER THIS IS NOT A DOOR EP 7"EP 01.1995
Baroque Enroll / More Land Home / Jelly Dracko's Function
/ Jonny Wisemuller Thinks Tarzan's Quincy
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GUIDE 003 GOD IS MY CO-PILOT/GAG : GROWN YOUR OWN COUNTRY WIDE 7" .1995
PRIMARY SCHOOL BAND EP
A. GOD IS MY CO-PILOT : Bjorkfruits / Girl-Crazy Girl
B. GAG : Instant Song Music / 1 / Party People / 2 / Four
Days , Month
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GUIDE 004 LP DONKEY I AIN'T YOUR HOUSE NIGGA LP.CD 11.1995
CD
Theme From "Nobby's Chaser" / Five Tyred Drag / Warmth-Ness / Amoebic Subslider /
Safe As Flames (ABT 538) / K(enya)B(roadcasting)C(orporation) Massive / Baby Right /
Schtick Selecta / Youth Spent Sniffing Ventolin / Sweet Ass / (e)X-Tra..Salvo /
Shwonderful Shmarmelous / Alcohollow Blooze / Gram Definitive Star Buy / Weight Heavy
Tender Con
(Note : Wormer Bros. WORM 012 ; CD isued 09.1997)
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GUIDE 005 LP BADGEWEARER Toy Gun In Safe Hands LP 11.1995
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GUIDE 6 THE YUMMY FUR KODAK NANCY EUROPE OR POLICE EYEBALL 7" 12.1995
CONVENTION PLASTIC GHOUL SHOW EP
Documantary Of A Kid / Amelia Scoptophilia / The Replica / Xplosion / Tracy Katz ///
Car Park / Male Slut / Everything's Turning To Plastic / British Sounds / The Candy
Darling Show
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GUIDE 007 CD BADGEWEARER Thanky You For Your Custom CD 08.1996
The Magic Of The Nightie / Touch Pretend Angus / Victorian Policeman / Jum / terminal
Headboy / Equation / Vision Gone True / Mr.& Mrs. / More Land Home / Bee Park Is
Cowboy Yeehah (That's Not My Usual Bourbon) Burp Howdy Pardon / Accept The Wheel /
Ted kennedy (Chaps Who Quit It) / [Bartrum/Tantrum] / Cartoon Churchill With A Real
Head / Living Remnant / Animal Martyr / Waterchute / Jewish Nazi / Underage Balcony
CD Amanita AMA 031 1996 US
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GUIDE 008 SHRUG Building Society//Find Dr.Livingston 7" 04.1996
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GUIDE 009 COUNTRY TEASERS THE SCOTTISH SINGLE 7" 09.1996
The Last Bridge Of Spencer Smith // Prettiest Slave On The Barge / Kenny Malcolm On
Smack
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GUIDE 010 CD THE YUMMY FUR NIGHT CLUB CD 08.1996
Plastic Cowboy / Prole Birthday / Kirsty Cooper / Theme
From Ultrabra / Films / Chelovek / Republic Of Salo /
Rollerderby / Theoretically Pink / Kodak Nancy Europe /
Carry On Nurse / I Am Cosmetic Man / Roxy Girls / Klaxxon
Education Film /Exact Copy Of H.Friendly /Sergeant Jumper
/ Chinese Bookie
(Note : LP on Slampt Underground SLAMPT 43;08.96)
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GUIDE 011 BIS WITH PINK KROSS VS.LUGWORM : Pop Song / Rococ 7" 03.1997
Negro
(Note : 3000 copies)
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GUIDE 012 THE YUMMY FUR PLASTIC COWBOY EP 7" 11.1996
Plastic Cowboy / Flapy Clown Disco / Chinese Bookie
(Note : 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 013 THE YUMMY FUR Policeman / 70's / Car Crash 7" 03.1997
(Note : 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 014 THE MALE NURSE G.D.R. // I'm A Man 7" 07.1997
(Note : 500 copies)
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GUIDE 015 CD BADGEWEARER NOWNESS CD 05.1997
Wee Wankles , Small 9's / Branagram / Two Minutes In The Very Company Of Alan Clarke
/ Do Not Eat It / Clear Air i.e Lard / French Frank's Driving Test/ Norwegian Shivers
In A Warm Room / Toot And Come In / True If Destroyed (T.I.N.D.) / Oh Odolf Oh Aalso
Hitler's Favorite Film / Barking Vests 'mmm' Britches / Doubled Up Authentic/ Futtock
/ Badswear / Salute / The Mighty Giraffo ! / John Collins' Upper Body Programme /
Scratch Live Shuffle
CD Amanita AMA 035 1997 US
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GUIDE 016 BADGEWEARER CRITERION ADJOURNMENTS SECRET 7" 05.1997
COWBOY AGENDA
Wee Scary Cowboy Bread / The Tall Lonely Cowboy In A Ten
Gallon Fez // Dog Shit Steam Rising Icon Tacked To A
Cowboy
(Note : 500 copies , co-release w.Amanita Rec. AM 36)
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GUIDE 017 LUNG LEG Theme Park / Anne Boleyn 7" 05.1997
(Note : 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 018 ALAN COUNTRY DAVIDSON : Against Country Teasers 7" 07.1997
After One Thing / Bryson's The Baker / Snail Shark In Tiny Pool / Adam Wakes Up /
Kenny Malcolm On Slack Left Prettiest Slays On The Right / Henry Krinkle's Theme
(Note : 500 copies)
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GUIDE 019 THE MALE NURSE Magic Circle In The Sky / What 7" 08.1997
Women Went
(Note : 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 020 DICK JOHNSON Disposable Darling 7" 08.1997
// Hip Flask Swagger
(Note : 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 021 KENNY PROCESS TEAM : Girls // Tug 7" 08.1997
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GUIDE 022 THE YUMMY FUR KINKY CINEMA CD 10.1997
Documentary Of A Kid / Amelia Scoptophilia / The Replica
/Xplosion /Tracy Katz /Car Park /Male Slut /Everything's
Turning To Plastic / British Sounds / The candy darling
Show / Goosebump / Frankenstein A Go-Go / Mondo Coyote /
Ice Cream Van / British Children On Smack / Hong Kong In
Stereo / Independant Pop Song / Popcorn / The Walk Dysney
Murder Club/90's/Shrinky-Dinc / Cosmonauts And Carbonauts
Gimme Cigarettes / Policemanoid / The Optical Meat Dress
/ Gimmick / Pop Art Documentary / Found A Girlfriend /
Father Ubu Repents / Vanilla Minelli / Fiery Jack / Car
Smash / Kodak Nancy Euro'96 / I Am Consumer Man / The
Dummy / Liliput / Monophonic Yum Yum / Flappy Clown Gary
/ Prostitutes / Cabaret Punks / Escape From Oz / Mao Tse
-Tung /Eyeball Popping Madness /Yummy Fur Vs.The Stoogges
/ The Monotony Song / The Yummy Tummy / Bugs Bunny / Pink
Pop Girls / Discord / Shaggy / Amphetamine Education Movie
/ Our Peppermint Scene / Candy Clark / Super 8 Recording
/ Actress / Theoretically Blue / Saturday Night Mo-Mo /
Phoning The Fundus / Brian At The Gates Of Dawn
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GUIDE 023
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GUIDE 024 DONKEY : League Of Mature Jazz Friends // Duende 7" 10.1997
(Note : 7" 750 copies ; Wormer Bros.Rec. WORM 013)
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GUIDE 025 THE MALE NURSE My Own Private P. Swayze 7" 07.1998
// [Deep/Fried]
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GUIDE 026 DONKEY STROKE MY WINGS GENTLY CD 11.1997
League Of Mature Jazz Friends / Fear Not Wandering Soul
/ Too Busy (Looking Good) / Space Wind Dynamics / Motown
Witness / Maxime Supersexy (C) Karmers / Stack Blews /
King Wah Rocker Dub / Bubble Butt / Kissy Kissy Traction
/ Seeya
(Note : Wormer Bros. WORM 014)
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GUIDE 027 COUNTRY TEASERS Back 2 The Puture CD .1998
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GUIDE 028 EL HOMBRE TRAJEADO : TWO SONGS 7" 10.1998
Sleep Deep // Skipafone
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GUIDE 029 THE YUMMY FUR Shoot The Ridiculant Part 1 7" 07.1998
Shott The Ridiculant Part 2
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GUIDE 030 7 POLYTHENE PET HATES EP 7" .1998
Low Frequency Loan Shark Radar / 50's Anti-Communist
B-Movie // Cunt Rock X / Petty
(Note : 7" 750 copies)
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GUIDE 031 GILDED LIL When I Was Young // Roughie 7" .1998
(Note : 7" 750 copies)
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GUIDE 032.CD THE YUMMY FUR SEXY WORLD LP.CD .1998
Sexy World /Playboy Japan (1971) /In The Company Of Women
British Eyeballs Ltd. / Cryptdang / Analogue People / 50
Million Bees / Deathclub / Fantastic Legs / 801 / The
Ballad Of Piggy Wings / Young Pop Things / Shoot The
Radiculant
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GUIDE 033 CD EL HOMBRE TRAJEADO : SKIPAFONE CD .1998
Like Quicksand / Skipafone / Nofo / Neoprene / Varispeed
/ Bit Faster / Nearly A Week Nearly A Awake / Logo /
Sleep Deep
(Note : 04.2001 CD reissued)
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GUIDE 034 CD V / A HITS AND MISSILES CD .1998
JOHNNIE CONSHO Introduction
DONKEY League Of mature Jazz Friend
THE YUMMY FUR Hypermarket
EL HOMBRE TRAJEADO : Alec Under Observation
MOROCCO Nothing Worth Mentioning
DICK JOHNSON Disposable Darling
COUNTRY TEASERS Only Whittlin'
LUGWORM El Loco Boogaloo
LUNG LEG Theme Park
POLYTHENE Killed By The Pigs
RICKY SPONTANE Claustrophobia
THE MALE NURSE Catwalk
SHRUG Nathan And The Animals
GAG Half A Monkey Loser
DONKEY The Idea Vs.The Budget
KENNY PROCESS TEAM : Mouse In The Hole
GILDED LIL Lands Right
ALAN COUNTRY DAVIDSON : Trendy Mick Fleetwood
THE KARELIA The Only Difference
THE SPORES Funny Really
B I S Famous (Andy Gill vers.)
MULTIPLEX CINEMAN : Stack Blews rmx.
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GUIDE 035 AMNESIAC GODZ/COUNTRY TEASERS : split 7" .1999
AMNESIAC GODS Mournful Oatmeal
Ghost In The Practice Space On Granny Eye
Hairy Wine
COUNTRY TEASERS Country Teasers
(Note : 7" 1000 copies)
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GUIDE 036 7 MOROCCO New Javelins // Giant 7" .1999
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GUIDE 037 EL HOMBRE TRAJEADO : SHOPLIFT EP 10" .1999
Babosa / Elhombre Reworked By Auto Cade / Scrivener /
Shoplifting
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GUIDE 038 CD GANGER CANOPY CDS 12.1999
Canopy / State Conversion / Now We Have You / Hai! / Standing On The Shoulders Of
Giants
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GUIDE 039 CD LAETO TO MAKE US MILD CD .2000
Rowan Guerilla / Tears On The Golf Course / A / Wildnaturecrank / B / For The Driver /
C / Histography / D / El Topo
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GUIDE 040 7 COUNTRY TEASERS/THE REBEL IDIOTS VS.SPASTICS 7" .2000
The Idiot / Julie's Resolution /// The Spastic / Un Canadien Errant
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GUIDE 041 7 LAZYCAME (WILLIAM REID) : YAWN ! 7 04.2000
Drizzle // K To Be Lost
GUIDE 041 CD LAZYCAME YAWN ! CDEP 04.2000
Drizzle / K To Be Lost (demo) / Who Killed Manchester /
Male Wife / Commercial / Untitled
(Note : ex.Jesus Of Mary Chain)
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GUIDE 042 CD EX GIRL REVENGE OF KERO KERO CD .2000
Disco 3000 / PUYO / The Revenge Of Kero kero / Tofu Song / Diva / Zozoi / Upsy Daisy
Ramsey / HAO HAO / Sex Machine / Spaceman , Melon / Deutche B
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GUIDE 043 7 BEALE 70 Knives / Manns 7" 10.2000
GUIDE 043 B BEALE The Beale Feat. Craig David 7" 05.2001
(Note : 7" 300 copies)
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GUIDE 044 7 KLING KLANG Rocker // Vander 7" 10.2000
(Note : 7" , 45/33.3 RPM)
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GUIDE 045 LP NOONDAY UNDERGROUND : SALF ASSEMBLY LP 09.2001
The Light Brigade / Hello / London / Hush / The Hooded Claw / Marvellous / When You
Leave / Rocksteady / Where Have They Gone / On Sunday Noon / Inside / Never Go Away /
We Saw The Midnight / The Good Old Summertime / Wonderful Tonight
(Note : CD on Setanta Rec. SETCD 089)
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GUIDE 046 7 BEALE The New 7 Up / Negs 7" 10.2001
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GUIDE 047 7 THE DIFF'RENT STROKES : This Isn't It 7".CDS 11.2001
Last Nite / Hard To Explain / The Modern Age / Is It It
(Note : 7" , 33 1/3 RPM)
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GUIDE 048 7 THE DIFF'RENT STROKES : TRIBUTE TO WHITE STRIPES 7".CDS .2002
Hotel Yorba / Fell In Love With A Girl / I Think I Smell
A Rat
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GUIDE 049 THE DIFF'RENT DARKNESS : I Believe In A Thing Called 7".CD .2003
Love / Get Your Hands Off My Woman / THE ORFF ORCHESTRA
: Love On The Rocks With No Ice
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GUIDE 049 CD V / A Morrissey Minor CD 12.2005
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GUIDE 050 CD V / A Guided Missile 10 Year Anniversary CD 12.2005
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GUIDE II LUGWORM VS.BIS REFERED BY PINK CROSS 7" .1996
a. BIS Pop Song (ft.Pink Kross)
Clockwork Punk
b. LUGWORM Rococo Neggro
Harrap Ageing Fast
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